Adventures of a Meatatarian

In a universe as vast as it is delicious, a small but powerful force has existed for centuries. Protectors of tenderness and flavor, they are called the Condiment Corps. A brotherhood of marinade warriors is sworn to keep intergalactic food from tasting bland. But when a new enemy called Overkoox, threatens to destroy the happiness of taste buds in the Universe, their fate and the fate of Earth lie in the hands of their newest recruit, A1.

A1 is a gifted and cocky dipping sauce, but the condiments have little respect for simple sauces, who have never harnessed the infinite powers of the marinade. But A1 is clearly the missing piece to the condiment puzzle, and along with the encouragement of fellow dipping sauce and childhood sweetheart Heinz 57, A1 may prove to be not only the key to defeating Overkoox…he will become the greatest condiment of all.

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3 Responses to Adventures of a Meatatarian

  1. Hilarious… clearly you’ve put a lot of thought into this matter. Hope all is well :)

  2. Never thought I would find a condiment this interesting!

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